This weekend, just in case mopping up puddles of rain water wasn't enough fun, I was given winged termites to deal with as well.
My kitchen is technically outside, separated from my living area by a covered corridor. The corridor has a door at each end, one of which is usually open all the time to give some air and ventilation. Inside the corridor are fluorescent lights which, this weekend, provided a landing beacon for every winged termite in Abuja.
I was happily cooking on Saturday night when I realised what was happening. The corridor outside was starting to emit a strange buzzing sound, and my kitchen was slowly filling up with winged termites. I stepped into the corridor to meet a little termite party, so I quickly went back in to the kitchen and wedged the door so that it was almost closed (I didn't want a repeat of the locked in my kitchen incident!).
I finished cooking and just ignored the termites, occasionally running the gauntlet between my kitchen and my house, taking care to avoid adding extra protein to my chilli-con-carne and rice, gin and tonic or strawberry jelly. Although I have been told that fried termites are delicious, I didn't fancy adding live ones to my meal, and didn't thing they would be a good mix with jelly. It did, however, prompt me to re-read a blog post I remembered from my favourite Nigerian food blog, Dobby's Signature. In this post she describes the process of collecting and frying termites - and why you would want to do such a thing. Apparently they are highly nutritious (receiving the best attention from the colony to prepare them for their mating journey later in life). As interesting as this is, I'm not too sure how I would feel about actually eating them.
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| Just a few of the termites - this was at the early stage |
My first idea was to pin open the doors at each end of the corridor and let the wind blow the termites away... but this only worked to a limited extent and I resigned myself to sweeping the piles of wings and termites out with my broom. It felt like some sort of weird bush-tucker trial in 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'.
The lizards were pretty happy with me though! The lizard in the first pic is one of the 'mint choc chip' lizards... they have a brown body and a mint green head with brown dots which makes me think of ice-cream. The lizard below is striped black and white with an electric blue shiny tail. The pictures don't really do them justice, but both are very beautiful.































